I smoked a pack of cigarettes
before midday
I coughed up a lung around one
I can't see a thing through my eyes that sting
I can't remember having so much fun
I've never had so much fun
Can't drink the water in Sydney
Can't eat the food in Japan
Can't breathe the air in Los Angeles
But a million people think they can
These wankers filled up with
hatred
Why expect any less
They can't decide about genocide
I think it's time that they took a rest
I try to compensate blindly for
mistakes
Try to make things right
For all my redemption I've the best intentions
But it's always ending up in a fight
Never felt bad lending a hand
I think you hoped I wouldn't be in a band
Broken ashtray I can always replace
I kick the door then I spit in your face
You are not my friend
Never ever again
Dream of sunsets with a drink in
the sand
Of all my friends and losing money in the van
Remember holidays that weren't such a waste
And a broken jaw from a punch in the face
You are not my friend
Never ever again
Picture perfect with a frame that
pretends
To be a martyr for a cause with no end
I was thinking that you needed a break
What I meant was every bone in your face
A mental photo of discoloured eyes
Of dirty carpets and moistened thighs
These recollections I will keep to the end
I'm sure it's wrong that you were never my friend
You are not my friend
Never ever again
I know that we all have
differences
I'm not bothered 'cause I've seen them all
I'm the best guy that you're ever going to meet
I won't listen to your point of view
I know everything
I know every paradox in politics
I've been every place around the world
On every subject I'm a know authority
No need to argue 'cause it won't get through
I know it won't be long
'til all my closest friends have come and gone
Freedom, I don't know what it
means
The right to hate is part of me it seems
I know everything from history
I don't need to watch the news
I find it easy with my vast intelligence
No one tells me anything new
I often wonder why no one talks to me
They must be threatened by my charm and grace
I know everything about everything
I'm especially witty when I'm off my face
I know why dinosaurs became
extinct
it's because they learned how to
suck their own cocks
Well I needed to define what it
was that made you mine
Was it pity or disgust I used to know but now I just don't trust
Since the accident, what it was you meant,
I convinced myself it was heaven sent
that the ambulance was sent
And I wish I had disguise, please let ignorance provide a shield
covering
my pride might restore my faith in
good yeah I wish I understood but I
don't care I just need another `lude and intravenous food
I don't need your loving all i need is a spinal operation
In my weakened state I might,
independence won't fight
Cause I don't need your sorry eyes or was it just a terrible
disguise
or was it loose, thinly veiled hate I understand why you didn't
want to
wait, when it's time to operate
Now I'm running out of time now I know that hate is blind
It's all legal, not a crime I give
consent to your detriment
Press the buzzer and you'll know it's time to aske the nurse
she'll say
everything's fine
Take a scalpel to my spine
He's not very fast but he's a
racing machine
Often comes in last and he's not very clean
Very rarely winds but sometimes gets a place
Not exactly healthy but at least he's in the race
Coming up the inside or bringing up the rear
Always hope it rains 'cause then he's in the clear
We never fix races but I could be wrong
So always put your money on Frenzal Rhomb
Gambling is a curse but it can be
fun
Especially when it's Frenzal racing at a hundred to one
Don't break your legs
Go Frenzal Rhomb
I woke up half an hour ago
I don't remember much and I'm feeling slow
I don't know how but I know I lost all my friends
Every time I see you now you're picking a fight
I know I must have said nothing right
Do you think that this is going to make a change
Do you want to fight me? Hand to
hand
Do you want to fight me? Now's your chance
Can you tell me why I'm so objectionable
Is it personality or just my smell
When you look like fighting I look sick
Is it a disorder that a doctor can fix
Or are you just a violent mother fucking son of a bitch
When you put me to the floor you know I'll get back up again
Do you want to fight me? Now's the
time
Do you want to fight me? Stand in line
It's obvious it's too late to make
it right
Talking sense to you is going to take all night
I'm going to get a beating unless I make a plan
I know you want a piece, sorry I'm so slow
One more bevy I'll be ready to go
And run faster than I've ever run before
Tim and Candy getting real sandy
down at the beach but he's a leech
He's all bleached blonde white teeth, nothing wrong
she's got a brain
it's causing her pain
John's with Kim but she likes Tim
she only wants sex but she's with his ex
She wants more, thinks life is a bore the shore's not enough
the guys are too tough
Summer's here the rain has gone away
Summer's here all thinking's gone `til May
Tim and John swear nothing's going on
it's a god given right on a Saturday night
Two drinks later John becomes a traitor
it's always the same everybody's fair game
Summer's here put down the top and drive
Summer's here now we're being burnt alive
Bleached bland, polluted sand, there's nowhere to go, dull
eyes so low
Tim, John, Candy and Kim, let's not pretend, that's it for them
If you dig a little deeper, an hour, 4-litres, the truth does
reveal
we cannot conceal
It's written plain and plenty, a face full of envy in all of our
thoughts and all of our hearts
Summer, discontent
Summer's here put down the top and drive
Summer's here now we're being burned alive
Summer's here and we are almost naked
Our tan is deep but no-one knows we've faked it.